If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...