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Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
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At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...