Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...