Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.