tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...