Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...