Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...