Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.