Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...