Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...