Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...