Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...