Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...