Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...