Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...