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Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
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Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...