Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
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Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...