What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.