Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...