Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....