Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....