Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
New scientific theories V
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He had his own frog horn!
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Stupid Insults 10/31
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Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...