Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...