Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...