One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...