What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.