New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...