Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...