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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
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A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
cross a frog with some mist
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Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.