Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...