To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...