Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...