Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...