Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...