Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...