Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...