New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...