Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...