Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...