Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill