Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...