Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Mouse Tse Tung!
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Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
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Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...