New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...