The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...