Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...