Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...