Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...