Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...