grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...