Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...